Ok...it now begins

Inconsequential Stuff that lets me get to know you better

Name? e-mail address? Hometown? Current Home? How'd you get here? You found me...this is all in your mind Lycos, Infoseek, or some other search engine It came to me in my sleep I'm psychic, and so naturally were drawn by your "vibes" I go to the same awesome school as you I found you by way of one of the rings you're on Pure chance I was linked here by a deranged friend of yours God sent me to warn you... I'm one of your psychotic penpals I'm one of your less-psychotic penpals I'm your penpal...and I'm still sane somehow... You told me about your page Oops...I think I got the wrong page... Which of the following describes you best? I am a normal person. There is nothing special about me. My whole life revolves around making Josh Smith happy My whole life revolves around Star Trek My whole life revolves around computers My whole life revolves around chocolate My whole life revolves around school I am a poet, even if you didn't know it...(ewwww) Drama is everything to me Sports is all there is to life I hate everything!!!! You all suck!!!! My whole life revolves around the unseating of Bill Clinton My whole life revolves around berating Kenneth Starr I am a Ditto-head (a whole category in itself...we are a strange crew...) Nothing could ever describe me How old are you? What's your gender? Undisclosed Male Female Neuter I haven't looked lately I'm an alien, -- we have different views on such things... Do you want me to respond to this? Yes No Homepage?

Little stuff about you that has no real importance -- I'm just curious

Do you have pet peeves? What would be your top three? Number one: Number two: Number three: What would you say are the worst three things about the internet today (generic, but interesting -- what do you REALLY hate about it)? #1: #2: #3: On the other hand, what are the Internet's three main strengths (in other words, what do you really appreciate about it): #1: #2: #3: If you were to go out right now and buy three books, magazines, etc., without any regard to cost, what would they be? Number one: Number two: Number three: If you could say one thing right now to Willaim J. Clinton right now, what would it be? If you could say one thing right now to Hillary R. Clinton right now, what would it be? If you could say one thing right now to Kenneth Starr, what would it be? If you could say one thing right now to Monica Lewinski, what would it be?

A few more annoying questions

So, should I create any more questionnaires? Sure! Why not? NO!!! NO MORE FORMS!!! Huh?
What do you think of my main page? It's brilliant! You obviously are the best at HTML!!! It's so dark and dreary...I like it... It sucks, man... find another purpose in life Josh, I worship the land you walk on...nothing you make could ever suck... It's ugly and obnoxious Josh, well done.

Which page did you like best? Your main page Your links page Your poetry Your poetry submissions Your list of friends Your "thanks" page Your politics page Your religion page The Cas Con Universe Your Photo Album This form ARGH!!! TOO MUCH INFO!!! I LIKED IT ALL!!! It all sucked, boyo... I just can't decide

Ok *cringe*, what just totally sucked? Your main page Your links page Your poetry Your poetry submissions Your list of friends Your "thanks" page Your politics page Your religion page The Cas Con Universe Your Photo Album This form Honestly!!! I liked it all!!! It all sucked, boyo.... I just can't decide!

And lastly, any comments, suggestions, rave reviews, or sad tales to share with me?