You Might Be Addicted to Being Online If...

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  1. Tech Support calls "You" for help.
  2. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say LOL
  3. You keep begging your friends to get an account so "we can hang out"
  4. You meet people from the Internet in public and have no idea what their real name is, so you call them by their screen name
  5. You have to get a second phone line just so you can call Domino's
  6. You have to be pried from your computer with the Jaws-of-Life
  7. You have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it
  8. You no longer type with proper punctuation, capitalization, or complete sentences .
  9. You begin to say heh heh heh instead of laughing
  10. When someone says "What did you say?" you reply "Scroll up!"
  11. If you sneak away to the computer in the middle of the night when your spouse is asleep
  12. You know more about your online friends daily routines than you do your own family's.
  13. You lie to others about your time online and when they complain
  14. That your phone was busy you claim it was off the hook
  15. You have an identity crisis if someone else is using an s/n close to your own
  16. You would rather tell people your bloodshot eyes are from partying too much instead of the truth (all night online)
  17. You've gone into an unstaffed tech support room and given tech support to other online users
  18. You marry your cyber boyfriend and you both sit at your own computers and chat to each other every night from across the room
  19. You type messages to people while you are on the phone with them at the same time
  20. You won't work at a job that doesn't have a modem involved
  21. You sign on and immediately get 10 messages from people who have you on their buddy lists
  22. You look at an annoying person off-line and wish you had your ignore button handy
  23. You have withdrawals if you are away from the puter for more than a few hours
  24. You use Internet lingo in everyday life (if you still have one...hehehe)
  25. Your buddy list has over 100 people on it
  26. You wake up in the morning and the first thing you do is get on-line before you have your first cup of coffee
  27. You wait 6 hours online for a certain "special" person to sign on
  28. You don't know where the time has gone
  29. You end sentences with three (or more) periods while writing letters in pen/pencil.
  30. Your relationship online has gone farther than any real one you have had
  31. You get up at 2am to go the bathroom but go turn on your computer instead
  32. You don't even notice anymore when someone has a typo
  33. When you enter a room and 23 people greet you with {{{Hugs}}} or ***Kisses***
  34. You stop typing whole words and use things like ppl, dunno and lemme
  35. Your voicemail/answering machine message is "BRB, leave your s/n and I will TTYL"
  36. You type faster than you think
  37. Being called a newbie is a *MAJOR* insult
  38. You are on the phone for a minute and need to do something else you say "BRB" or "BBL"
  39. You spend at least 30 minutes making sure you say good-bye to everyone in a room

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