You Might Be Addicted to Being Online If...
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- Tech Support calls "You" for help.
- Someone at work tells you a joke and you say LOL
- You keep begging your friends to get an account so "we can hang out"
- You meet people from the Internet in public and have no idea what their real name is, so you call them by their screen name
- You have to get a second phone line just so you can call Domino's
- You have to be pried from your computer with the Jaws-of-Life
- You have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it
- You no longer type with proper punctuation, capitalization, or
complete sentences .
- You begin to say heh heh heh instead of laughing
- When someone says "What did you say?" you reply "Scroll up!"
- If you sneak away to the computer in the middle of the night when your
spouse is asleep
- You know more about your online friends daily routines than you do your own family's.
- You lie to others about your time online and when they complain
- That your phone was busy you claim it was off the hook
- You have an identity crisis if someone else is using an s/n close to your own
- You would rather tell people your bloodshot eyes are from partying too much instead of the truth (all night online)
- You've gone into an unstaffed tech support room and given tech support to other online users
- You marry your cyber boyfriend and you both sit at your own computers and chat to each other every night from across the room
- You type messages to people while you are on the phone with them at the same time
- You won't work at a job that doesn't have a modem involved
- You sign on and immediately get 10 messages from people who have you on their buddy lists
- You look at an annoying person off-line and wish you had your ignore button handy
- You have withdrawals if you are away from the puter for more than a few hours
- You use Internet lingo in everyday life (if you still have one...hehehe)
- Your buddy list has over 100 people on it
- You wake up in the morning and the first thing you do is get on-line before you have your first cup of coffee
- You wait 6 hours online for a certain "special" person to sign on
- You don't know where the time has gone
- You end sentences with three (or more) periods while writing letters in pen/pencil.
- Your relationship online has gone farther than any real one you have had
- You get up at 2am to go the bathroom but go turn on your computer instead
- You don't even notice anymore when someone has a typo
- When you enter a room and 23 people greet you with {{{Hugs}}} or ***Kisses***
- You stop typing whole words and use things like ppl, dunno and lemme
- Your voicemail/answering machine message is "BRB, leave your s/n and I will TTYL"
- You type faster than you think
- Being called a newbie is a *MAJOR* insult
- You are on the phone for a minute and need to do something else you say "BRB" or "BBL"
- You spend at least 30 minutes making sure you say good-bye to everyone in a room
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