17 Ways to Annoy Others
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- Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, dark, 17 inch
paper, 99 copies.
- Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their
answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological
profiles."
- Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
- Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in
all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
- Reply to everything someone says with, "that's what YOU think."
- Practice making fax and modem noises.
- Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers
and "cc" them to your boss.
- Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with
prophesy."
- Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your
hands over your ears.
- Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and
insist to others that you "like it that way."
- Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do
you hear that?" "What?" "Never Mind, it's gone now."
- As much as possible: skip rather than walk.
- Ask people what gender they are.
- While making presentations, occasionally bob your head
like a parakeet.
- Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing
cars to see if they slow down.
- Sing along at the opera.
- Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
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