You Might be a College Student If...
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1. If you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen.
2. If you live in a house with three couches, none of which
3. If you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal.
4. If you have ever written a check for 45 cents.
5. If you have a fine collection of domestic beer
bottles.
6. If you have ever seen two consecutive sunrises
without
sleeping.
7. If your glass set is composed of McDonald's
Extra Value
Meal
Plastic Cups (ie. Olympic Dream Team I or II).
8. If your underwear supply dictates the time
between laundry
loads.
9. If you cannot remember when you last washed
your car.
10. If you can pack your worldly possesions into
the back of a
pick-up (one trip).
11. If you have ever had to justify yourself for
buying Natural
Light.
12. If the first thing you do in the morning is
roll over and
introduce yourself.
13. If your bed time is no longer 10:00 PM, but
3:00 AM.
14. If you consider pizza one of the four major
food groups.
15. If you consider the other three to be beer,
McDonalds, and
candy.
16. If you've ever missed a class to watch Ricki
Lake.
17. Or play Warcraft.
18. If you've ever sent e-mail to the people you
live with.
19. If you refer to your meal card as "plastic".
20. If you've ever spent a good hour searching for
your student
I.D.
just
so you could get that one dollar off at the movies.
21. If you've ever stayed up all night just so you
wouldn't
sleep
through
your morning class.
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