Fun Things to do When Driving
Use this to search for other funny pages, or anything at all.
This form is thanks to goto.com
- Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed limit.
- Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to headbang.
- At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With
a look of fear, lock your doors.
- Two words: Chicken suit.
- Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The
more it looks like blood, the better.
- Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat,
when driving alone.
- Laugh a lot. A whole lot.
- Stop at the green lights.
- Go at the red ones.
- Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your
window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.
- Eat food that requires silverware.
- Pass cars, then drive very slowly.
- Sing without having the radio on.
- Honk frequently without motivation.
- Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and
an obscene gesture.
- Ask people for Grey Poupon.
- Let pedestrians know who's boss.
- Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.
- Restart your car at every stop light.
- Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to
them, stroking them lovingly.
- Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts
out the window.
- While stopped at a light, piss out the window/sunroof onto other
cars.
- Keep at least five cats in the car.
- Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for firetrucks.
- Stop and collect roadkill.
- Stop and pray to roadkill.
- Throw Spam.
- Get in the fast lane and gradually ... slow ... down ... to a stop. Then get out and watch the cars. Throw Spam at them.
Don't click back, click one of these:
Back to the Joke Page
Back to the MAIN PAGE
LE FastCounter
