- Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
- Complement people on their shoes.
- Introduce yourself to the person in the next stall. Strike up a conversation.
- Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
- Ask the person in the next stall if there's anything swimming in their bowl.....
- Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
- Scream " Oh my GOSH! What the heck is THAT?"
- Simulate a drug deal.
- Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
- Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
- Start a sing-a-long.
- Act schizophrenically.
- Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there is anyone in there. If so, ask if they are busy....
- Masquerade as a door-to-door salesman.
- Ask loudly "When does the movie start?"
- Write 'nerdy' graffitti like "Please wash your hands. Thank you."
- Kick in stall doors, camera in hand.
- Pour water over the stall door onto occupant.
- Say "Oops... missed" while syringing water out around the bowl and under the walls and door into other stalls.
- Rub chocolate on your hands, reach under the door and say, "Hey buddy. Got any toilet paper? (Stolen from Howie Mandel.)
- At night, switch off the lights.
- Collect a door charge.
- Ask "Is there a doctor in the house?"
- Impersonate Elvis. Be convincing.
- Ask whether anyone can see your pet sewer rat/river python/axolotl.
- Write essay questions on the toilet paper.
- Put cling-film (Glad Wrap) over the toilet bowl.
- Offer refreshments.
- Replace rolls of toilet paper with rolls of sand paper.
- Run in, yelling "Free Willy!"
- Charge admission.
- Electrify metal urinals.
- Leave a ladle in the toilet bowl.
- One word: GOLDFISH.
- Make a jelly in the bowl.
- Place a sign advertising "Driver's side airbags" as standard.
- Remove stall doors.
- Glue seat and cover down to bowl.
- Place signs warning of 24 hour video surveillance.
- Make stall doors lockable only from the OUTSIDE.
- Put itching powder on the toilet seats.
- Leave a fried egg floating in the bowl.
- Replace soap in dispenser with custard.
- Completely soak the towel in the towel dispenser, or the paper towels if available.
- Make kitty litter trays that fit into toilet bowls.Install.
- In one stall, attach the toilet bowl to roof. (Advice for young players: Don't leave the water in while you do this....)
- Create a crime scene complete with police tape and chalk silhouette.