A guy with ur IQ should have
a low voice too.
I dont know what makes u so
stupid but it really works.
I treasure every moment when
im away from u.
I would like to insult u but
with your intelligence u wouldnt get offended.
I would like the pleasure of
your company but it only gives me displeasure.
If I was as ugly as u r I would
sue my parents.
Dont u need a licence to be
that ugly?
If u were twice as smart, u
would still be stupid.
Ignorance can b cured but stupidity
is forever.
u really are not as stupid
as u look.
Learn from ur parents
mistakes. use birth control.
Never enter battle of wits
unarmed.
People say ur a perfect idiot.
u may not b perfect but ur doing a fine job.
The inbreeding is obvious in
ur case.
U r as strong as an Ox
and almost as intelligent.
U r a living proof that man
can live without brains.
U should be a poster child
for birth control.
U started at the bottom and
it has been downhill all through.
U r not acting ur self. I noticed
the improvement immedialtely.
My indecision is final.
He made a wrong mistake.
It is a right step in the wrong
direction.
Cheer up ! the worst is yet
to come.
Ordinarily he is insane- but
he has lucid moments when he is only stupid.
Never underestimate the power
of stupid people in large groups.
Marriage is the process by
which love ripens into vengeance.
There are well dressed foolish
ideas as there are well dressed fools.
I despise the pleasure of pleasing
people whom I despise.
Hope =disappointment deferred.
Of two evils choose the prettiest.
Occasionally when honesty was
the best policy he was honest.
The main thing is to make history
not to repeat it.
It was as helpful as throwing
a drowning man both ends of rope.
Great men never feel great
. Small men never feel small.
When I was born I was so surprised
I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
I was born in Australia because
my mother wanted me to be near her.
I just returned from karachi
. That’s the best thing to do if you find yourself there.
The reason grandparents and
grandchildren get along so well is that they have a
common enemy.
If I love you, what business
is it of yours?
Gravitation can’t be held responsible
for people falling in love.
Men have many faults;
Poor women have but two;
There is nothing good they
say,
And nothing right they do.
Women have more strength in
their looks than we have in our laws, and more power in their tears
than we have in our arguments.
He was born stupid and
greatly improved his birth right.
He was dull in a new way that
made many think him great.
Every one is as God made him
and often a great deal worse.
We all need to travel in the
direction of our fears.