Thou art commanded to tell the Great, Pious, Infinite, Omniscient, and Wise Yamcumber your name:

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If thou wishes it to come to pass that thou wishes to be on the Great, Venerable Yamcumber's mailing list, enter thy email address below:

(Do not hit return)

1) How old art thou?: Under 18 years old; Between 19 and 24 years old; Between 25 and 34 years old; Between 35 and 44 years old; More than 45 years old
2) How often dost thou consume vegetables?: Daily; Weekly; Monthly; Yearly
3) Dost thou wish it to come to pass that one of the Great Yam's ANGLES appear to you?: Yes, send an ANGLE to me; No, do not send an ANGLE to me
4) If so, wilst ye be puzzled that it was an ANGLE instead of an ANGEL?: Yes; No; I dost not want an angle sent; hence it does not matter!
5) Did thee read the Book of Yam?: Yes, for I have.; No, for I have not; but lo, I shall, for I fear being smitten!; No, I have not and wilst not; and yea, I shalt be smitten.
6) Dost thou wish to be on the Great, Infinite Yamcumber's mailing list?: Yes; No