Filling out insurance forms after an accident is not a pleasant chore, but it can lead to some rather hilarious explanations. This list appeared in the Toronto Sun:

"An invisiable care came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished."

"I won on the way to the doctor with rear-end trouble when my universal joint went."

"The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him."

"I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way."

"I pulled away form the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the"embankment."

"In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole."

It was Icebreakertime for two new members last week---Lori Weldon and Paul Schneider. Both gave outstanding presentations.