Yo mama so bald, even a wig wouldn't help!
Yo mama so bald,you can see whats on her mind
Yo mama so bald, that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo mama so bald, when she put on a turtle neck, and looked like a busted condom.

Hairy

Yo mama so hairy, you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo mama so hairy, she's got afros on her nipples!
Yo mama so hairy, she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo mama so hairy, she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
Yo mama so hairy, she looks like a Chia Pet with an afro!
Yo mama so hairy, she shaves with a weedwhacker