Yo mama's arms so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
Yo mama's armpits so hairy, she looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama's armpits so stink, the teacher gave her an A' so she wouldn't need to raise her hand.
Yo mama's breath so bad, when she yawns, her teeth yell, "DUCK!"
Yo mama's breath so bad, when she stuck out her tougue, it was on a stretcher.
Yo mama's breath so bad, her gums went on strike.
Yo mama's breath so bad, she needs a Tic Tac with batteries in it.
Yo mama's breath so bad, people look forward to her farts.
Yo mama's butt so big, she's taller when she sits down.
Yo mama's chest so flat, she's every pirates dream ... a sunken chest.
Yo mama's ears so big, she can't hold cigarettes behind them.
Yo mama's ears so big, she gets satellite reception.
Yo mama's feet so big, they need license plates.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick, that when she looks at a map, she can see people waving at her.
Yo mama's got a head so small, she uses a teabag for a pillow.
Yo mama's got one leg shorter than the other and they call her Hip-Hop.
Yo mama's got one leg and a bicycle.
Yo mama's got one hand and a Clapper.
Yo mama's  got no fingers and a banjo.
Yo mama's got no ears, but she still says, "I hear ya!".
Yo mama's got green hair and thinks she's a tree.
Yo mama's got a bald head with a part and sideburns.
Yo mama's has no neck and they call her Head and Shoulders.
Yo mama's has only two fingers and she's asking people to "gimme five".
Yo mama's has an afro with a chinstrap.
Yo mama's has three teeth; one in her mouth and two in her pocket.
Yo mama's has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.
Yo mama's has one short leg and walks in circles.
Yo mama's has one short arm and can't applaud.
Yo mama's has everything a man can want: muscles, a big chest, and a beard.
Yo mama has so much dandroff, the lice have to wear snow boots.
Yo mama's house so small, you ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside.
Yo mama's house so small, I threw a rock through your window and it hit everybody.
Yo mama's house so small, the front and back doors are on the same hinge.
Yo mama's house so dirty, I have to wipe my feet before I go outside.
Yo mama's house must be made of toilet paper -- cause your whole family's full of shit.
Yo mama's in a wheelchair, screaming, "I AIN'T STANDING FOR THIS!"
Yo mama's like a potato chip -- Fri-to Lay.
Yo mama's like a screen door -- the more I bang her, the looser she gets.
Yo mama's like the Pillsbury Dough Boy -- everyone gets a poke.
Yo mama's like peanut butter -- smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.
Yo mama's like shotgun: one cock and she blows.
Yo mama's like a rifle: four cocks and she's loaded.
Yo mama's like a hardware store: four cents a screw.
Yo mama's like Domino's Pizza -- "Something for Nothing".
Yo mama's like a refridgerator, everyone puts their meat in her.
Yo mama's like a bus -- guys climb on and off her all day long.
Yo mama's like a Toyota: "Oh, what a feeling".
Yo mama's like Chinese food -- sweet, sour, and cheap.
Yo mama's like a bowling ball -- you pick her up, shove your fingers into her, throw her in the gutter and she still comes back for more.
Yo mama's like a casino: licker in the front, poker in the back.
Yo mama's lips so big, Chapstick had to invent a spray.
Yo mama's makes a great golf course, everyone gets a hole in one.
Yo mama's missing a finger and can't count past nine.
Yo mama's nose so big, she picks it with a boxing glove.
Yo mama's nose so big, you can go bowling with her boogers.
Yo mama's nosehairs so long, she can have them braided.
Yo mama's only got one leg and telling everyone to get off on the right foot.
Yo mama's pussy so dry, even the crabs carry a canteen.
Yo mama's so stink, she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama's so stink, she sweats Black Flag.
Yo mama's strong ... then again, smell ain't everything.
Yo mama's teeth so bad, her dentures' got cavities.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.
Yo mama's  teeth so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, she'd put the sun out of business.
Yo mama's  teeth so yellow, you never needed a crayon to color the sun.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, when she smiles, people start singing, "I got sunshine, on a cloudy day...".
Yo mama's underwear is so full of holes, that when she farts, they whistle.

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