Yo Mama's So Nasty Jokes http://www.geocites.com/Athens/Agora/8803/  
Yo mama so nasty when she goes to a hair salon, she told the stylist to cut her hair and she opened up her shirt.
Yo mama so nasty She gotta put ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh!
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave.
Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so nasty that her sh*t is glad to escape.
Yo mama so nasty Ozzie Ozbourne refused to bite her head off.
Yo mama so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
Yo mama so nasty lice consider her a great vacation place.
Yo mama so nasty she was declared quarentine since before she was born
Yo mama so nasty she joined the four horseman: war, death, famine, disease and Yo momma
Yo mama so nasty the bitches teeth look like she got jumped by the Cavity Creeps!!!
Yo mama so nasty she has two pussys and they both stink.
Yo mama so nasty she went swimming and now we have the dead sea.
Yo mama so nasty skunks run from her.
Yo mamma's so nasty, that her fart was the cause off the disease in the movie"OUTBREAK" Got any more Yo Mama Jokes e-mail me at  yomamajokes@oocities.com  Copyright 1998 yomamajokes@oocities.com