Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her own age, and the bitch died.
Yo mama's so old, she has Jesus' beeper number!
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is 1!
Yo mama's so old, that when God said let the be light, she hit the
switch'
Yo mama's so old, that when she was in school there was no history
class.
Yo mama's so old, she owes Jesus 3 bucks!
Yo mama's so old, she's in Jesus's yearbook!
Yo mama's so old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama's so old, her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama's so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama's so old, her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama's so old, she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
Yo mama's so old, and old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10
and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything".
Yo mama's so old, she was Jesus Wet Nurse
Yo mama's so old, shes blind from the big bang
Yo mama's so old, even God calls her mother!
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