Yo mama's so poor, when as I walked out of her apartment the rat tripped me and the roach stole my
wallet.
Yo mama's  so poor, she can't pay attention.
Yo mama's so poor, I went in to the front gate of your house and I tripped out the back gate.
Yo mama's so poor, she chased down the garbage truck with her shopping list.
Yo mama's so poor, when I seen her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said, "Moving."
Yo mama's so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she has to say, "DING!"
Yo mama's so poor, burglars break into house so they can leave money.
Yo mama's so poor, she can only afford the "Wel" on the "Welcome" mat.
Yo mama's so poor, she waves around a popscicle stick and calls it air-conditioning.
Yo mama's so poor, she's trying to get married so she can get the rice at the wedding.
Yo mama's so poor, I asked her what was for dinner and she popped ME in the oven.
Yo mama's so poor, your TV's got two channels: on and off.
Yo mama's so poor, she eats cereal with a fork so she can save milk.
Yo mama's so poor, when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers.
Yo mama's so poor, they put her face on a foodstamp.
Yo mama's so poor, she used a tumbleweed for a Christmas tree.
Yo mama's so poor, she hangs the toilet paper to dry.
Yo mama's so poor, I saw her trying to put a food stamp into a gumball machine.
Yo mama's so poor, saw her wrestle a squirrel for a peanut.
Yo mama's so poor, you can't kill the roaches in your house, cause they pay half the rent.
Yo mama's so poor, that, when I stepped on her skateboard, she said "Hey! Why did you break our family car?!"
Yo mama's so poor, that if I went to her house for dinner, and when I ask "What's for dinner?" she would say," Air."

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