Yo mama so short, you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Yo mama so short, she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo mama so short, she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama so short, she does backflips under the bed.
Yo mama so short, she models for trophys.
Yo mama so short, she is the original Q-tip.
Yo mama so short, she poll vaults with a toothpick.

Yo mama so tall, she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Yo mama so tall, she did a back-flip and kicked Jesus in the mouth.
Yo mama so tall, she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

You Are The  To Say That yo mama is short.

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