Welcome to Quotequeen's Castle


Disclaimer: The fact that I have posted something on my website does not mean that I agree with it, but rather that I find it worth reading for one reason or another. If you are interested in what I actually believe about any particular issue, please ask me and I will be more than happy to tell you.

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Quotations

The Main Castle A collection of my favorite quotations in no particular order

The Library A much larger collection arranged alphabetically by author

Quotes from my professors

Quotes from my friends

Humor

Murphy's Laws

Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Answers by various people

Economic Systems Descriptions of various economic systems in terms of cows

How To Write A Paper The college way

How To Win Arguments

Hilarious Stupidity

Stupid Quotes From The 776 Stupidest Things Ever Said

Acts Stupid things people have done

Darwin Awards Stupid things people have done that have won them recognition for doing humanity a service by removing themselves from the gene pool

Government Stupidity All the more reason to be a libertarian!

Stupid Criminals

Stupid Headlines From Jay Leno

Student Bloopers From actual student essays

Stupid things said in court

Computer Illiterates From the Wall Street Journal

Product Instructions

Doctor's Notes

Church Bulletin Bloopers

Inspiration

Chicken Soup For The Soul

Live And Learn And Pass It On

Essays

Civil Disobedience Henry David Thoreau

The Usefulness of Uselessness T. Kaori Kitao on the value of a liberal arts education

Preface to 1984 Walter Cronkite

These Things I Wish For Each Of You Paul Harvey on life

The Damned Human Race Mark Twain

Everyone

The Falsehood of Democracy Excerpts from the essay on the flaws of democracy by Konstantin Pobedonostsev

Journey From St. Petersburg to Moscow Excerpts from the work by Alexander Radischev focusing on the value of a free press

Federalist Paper #10

Federalist Paper #51

Speeches

Address at Bennington College Kurt Vonnegut

Thomas Jefferson's First Inaugural Address

Winning the Cultural War Charlton Heston

George Washington's Farewell Address

The Gettysburg Address

Stories

Love Is A Fallacy By Max Shulman

The Night Before Christmas Clement C. Moore

Letters

Letter From Birmingham Jail Martin Luther King

Clarence Darrow to Chicago Tribune A list of questions addressed to William Jennings Bryan regarding religious fundamentalism

Bartolomeo Vanzetti to Dante Sacco

The Zimmerman Telegram

James Snodgrass To Whom It May Concern Exposure of the game show Twenty-One

Documents

The Declaration of Independence

The Constitution of the United States of America

The Emancipation Proclamation

Poems

Sara Holbrook Poems From Feelings Make Me Real

Le Deserteur By Boris Vian (in French)

Edgar Allen Poe

Poison by Jackie Reiter

Plays and Movies

Inherit the Wind Act II, Scene II

The American President Andrew Shepard's speech

Song Lyrics

Billy Joel Songs

Les Miserables

The Civil War The entirety of a fabulous musical

Beauty and the Beast

One Tin Soldier

The Star Spangled Banner

Princes of the Universe The Highlander theme song by Queen

My Writings

About Quotequeen

Essay on my heritage This and the next four were written for my senior English class

Essay on my activities

Essay on a place My childhood house

Essay on a value Liberty

Essay on a person My Russian exchange student, Sveta

Environmental Science Poem A poem I wrote in class

Kepland A story I wrote for class about Sagan's plaque and the Kill Everyone Project

We Sing of the Van and the Man Ode to Mr. White

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