The Meaning Of Life: The reason that we're all here is that it was too crowded where we were supposed to go
People tell you to give them your two cents worth, then they say they want a penny for your thoughts. Somewhere someone's making a penny
I went to a store and asked if they had anything to put under coasters
In bed the other night my girlfriend asked if you could know exactly when and where you would die, would you want to? I said no. She said, ok, then forget it
I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it
I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension
Everwhere is withing walking distance if you have the time
Last Updated on 17 March, 1997