BURNIE

This is the town in which I live. Burnie is an extremely beautiful but quiet place.
It has a poplulation of about 21, 000 and is the fourth largest city in Tasmania.




Top 10 must see sites in Burnie
The wood and metal "art like" seat out the front of a shop near the Commonwealth Bank
(my personal favourite)
Mc Donalds (need I say more??)
The childrens play equipment on the beach.
The concrete seat that cirlces around a really big tree near the civic centre.
The big pile of chips on the docks (not potato chips)
The really HUGE penguin
(ok so technically it's not in Burnie but hey you'll be sorry if you miss it!)
The Romain walking track. (It just goes around and then around)
THE Kmart
THE Kmart complex
People standing out front of THE Kmart complex



Want to come live in burnie?
Well all you have to do is take a copy of the following residency application and send it to:
Hon. Tony Rundel
Parliament House
Hobart, 7001
Tasmania, Australia
Please remember to include a 5000 word letter stating why you think you should live in Tasmania.
STATE OF TASMANIA RESIDENCY APPLICATION
  Name: ________________ (last)
(_) Billy-Bob
(_) Billy-Joe
(_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Sue
(_) Billy-Mae
(_) Billy-Jack
(Check appropriate box)
Age: ____
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
Occupation:
(_) Farmer
(_) Mechanic
(_) Hair Dresser
(_) Unemployed
Spouse's Name: __________________________
Relationship with spouse:
(_) Sister
(_) Brother
(_) Aunt
(_) Uncle
(_) Cousin
(_) Mother
(_) Father
(_) Son
(_) Daughter
(_) Pet
Number of children living in household: ___
Number that are yours: ___
Mother's Name: _______________________
Father's Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank)
Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest primary grade completed)
Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)
___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks
Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck
____ bedroom
____ bathroom
____ kitchen
____ shed
Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_
Do you have a gun rack?
(_) Yes; (_) No, please explain:

    Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
(_) Daily Telegraph
(_) Hustler
(_) TV Guide
(_) Soap Opera Digest
(_) Rifle and Shotgun
___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO
  How often do you bathe:
(_)Weekly
(_)Monthly
(_)Not Applicable
Colour of teeth:
(_)Yellow
(_)Brownish-Yellow
(_)Brown
(_)Black
(_)N/A
Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
(_)Red-Man
(_)Tobacco from Winfield Blues
How far is your home from a paved road?
(_)5 kms
(_)10 kms
(_)don't know