A New Frog!

A woman wanted to get her boyfriend a pet for his birthday. She goes to the pet store only to find all the animals too expensive for her budget. The pet store owner asks how much she has to spend and she answers, "Fifty dollars".

He tells her he has the perfect pet for him and takes her to the back room. There sits a huge bullfrog. The pet store owner tells her its hers for $50. She asks why so much for just a bullfrog. The owner tells her he is a special frog...one that gives blow jobs.

Thinking this would be the perfect gift for the boyfriend, she buys the frog and takes him home. The boyfriend is quite thrilled with his birthday gift and the woman is quite pleased with herself for finding such a great gift, and heads off to bed early.

An hour later she is awakened by pots and pans clanking in the kitchen so she gets up to investigate. She peeks around the corner to see her boyfriend and the frog with pots and pans scattered about the kitchen and a cook book in front of the them. She asks, "what are you doing????"

The boyfriend says..."if I can teach this frog to cook - your ass is outta here!!!"

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