The Land of Milk and Honey

This is the land of milk and honey
(Yeah, right -- and banks take Monopoly money)

In their towers of ivory
Ineffectual intellectuals
Prognosticate the planet's fate and
Tabulate questionnaires
Data's mighty cheap and
All the sheepskin you can eat
Is cranked out by diploma mills
And sold at county fairs

This is the land of milk and honey
(Yeah, right -- and cardiac arrest is funny)

In their homes of stucco
Faceless neophyte suburbanites
Carry on with Aryan
Barbarian au pairs
Parking space is cheap and
All the schmaltz that you can eat
Oozes from the TV set and carries off your cares

This is the land of milk and honey
(Yeah right -- and I'm the Easter Bunny)