A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road in her new sports car when something goes wrong with the car and it breaks down. Luckily, she happens to be near a farmhouse. She goes up to the farmhouse and knocks on the door. When the farmer answers, she says to him, "Oh, it's Sunday night and my car broke down! I don't know what to do! Can I stay here for the night until tomorrow when I can get some help?
"Well," drawls the farmer, "you can stay here, but I don't want you messin' with my sons Jed and Luke."
She looks through the screen door and sees two young men standing behind the farmer. Judging them to be in their early twenties, she replies, "Okay."
After they have gone to bed for the night, the woman begins to think about the two boys in the room next to her. Very quietly she goes into their room and playfully says, "Boys, how would you like me to teach you the ways of the world?"
They respond by saying, "Huh?"
She continues with, "The only thing is, I don't want to get pregnant, so you have to wear these rubbers."
Opening the two packets, she puts them on the boys, and the three of them go at it all night long with no others the wiser.
Four days later Jed and Luke are sitting on the front porch, rocking back and forth. Jed says, "Luke?"
Luke takes a leaf of grass out of his mouth and answers, "Yeah, Jed?"
Jed says, "You remember that blond woman that came by here about four days ago and showed us the ways of the world?"
"Yeah," says Luke, "I remember."
"Well, do you care if she gets pregnant?" asks Jed.
"Nope," says Luke, "I reckon not."
"Me neither," replies Jed. "Let's take these things off."
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