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MEDICAL DEFINITIONS

Fester - Quicker
Colic - a sheep dog
Congenital - Friendly
Dilate - To live long
Grippe - A suit case
Tablet - A small table
Tumor - An extra pair
Node - Was aware of
Hangnail - A coat hook
Morbid - A higher offer
Secretion - Hiding anything
Coma - a punctuation mark
Artery - The study of paintings
Urine - Opposite of you're out
Medical Staff - A doctor's cane
Nitrate - Lower that the day rate
Post-operative - A letter carrier
Protein - In favor of young people
Barium - What you do when CPR fails
Cesarean Section - A district in Rome
Outpatient - A person who has fainted
Serology - Study of English Knighthood
Varicose Veins - Veins which are very close together
GI Series - Baseball game between teams of soldiers

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Q: Did you hear about the Leper Card game?

A: One threw his hand in, one laughed his head off and one cried his eyes out.

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