After conferring for some minutes about this, the two nuns decide the easiest way to solve the problem is to lock the door, strip off their habits right down to their wimples and paint in the nude.
In the middle of their project there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.
"Blind man," yells the voice on the other side of the door.
The two nuns look at each other, shrug their shoulders and decide no harm could come from letting a blind man into the room, so they open the door.
"Nice tits," said the man. "Where shall I put the blinds?"
What do you call a midget psychic who has just committed a crime? A small medium at large
What is a Greek gentleman? A man who takes a girl out three times before propositioning her brother.
What do you get when you cross a stud with a debtor? Someone who is always into you ten inches.
Do you know the definition of a macho man? Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
Why did God create man? Because you can't teach a vibrator how to mow the lawn.
Definition of a wife..... something you screw on the bed to get the housework done.
They invented a new breakfast food called queeroos. When you add milk they eat themselves.
What's the definition of an Italian cad? He doesn't tell his wife he's sterile until after she's pregnant.
My friend thinks that the only reason gang-bangers put those little steering wheels in their cars is so they can drive with hand-cuffs on.
A bus stops and two obviously Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage themselves in animated conversation. The lady behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say: "Imma comes first, then I come. Two asses they come together. I come again. Then two asses, they comma together again. I pee twice, then I come once more."
"You foul swine," the lady blusters. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public."
"Hey-ya there, senora, I was-sa just tella my friend how to spella that state-a...Mississippi...."
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