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WELCOME TO Quester's Territories: A Look Into The Humor Currently Floating Around Chat-rooms Along The Web.

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There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession. Upon entering the confessional she said, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."

The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."

The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times."

The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Take seven lemons and squeeze them into a glass and then drink it. "The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"

The priest said "No, but it will wipe the smile off of your face."



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Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands' performance as a lover. The first woman says "My Husband works as a marriage counselor. He always buys me flowers and candy before we make love. I like that."

The second woman says, "My husband is a motorcycle mechanic. He likes to play rough and slaps me around sometimes. I kinda like that."

The third woman just shakes her head and says, "My husband works for Microsoft. He just sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how great it's going to be when I get it."



A lady goes for her first golf lesson. The pro says, "You've got to hold the club like you hold your husband's organ." She takes the club and hits the ball. He says, "Beautiful. Perfect shot. Right down the fairway. Now, take the club out of your mouth, put it in your hands, and we'll go for distance."



An Australian travel writer touring Canada was checking out of the Spokane Hilton, and as he paid his bill said to the manager, asked, "By the way, what's with the Indian chief sitting in the lobby? He's been there ever since I arrived."

"Oh that's 'Big Chief Forget me Not'," said the manager. "The hotel is built on an Indian reservation, and part of the agreement is to allow the chief free use of the premises for the rest of his life. He is known as 'Big Chief Forget me Not' because of his phenomenal memory. He is 92 and can remember the slightest detail of his life."

The travel writer took this in, and as he was waiting for his cab decided to put the chief's memory to the test. "'ello, mate!" said the Aussie, receiving only a slight nod in return. "What did you have for breakfast on your 21st birthday?"

"Eggs," was the chief's instant reply, without even looking up, and indeed the Aussie was impressed. He went off on his travel writing itinerary, right across to the East Coast and back, telling others of Big Chief Forget me Not's great memory.

(One local noted to him that 'How' was a more appropriate greeting for an Indian chief than ''ello mate.') On his return to the Spokane Hilton six months later was surprised to see 'Big Chief Forget me Not' still sitting in the lobby, fully occupied with whittling away on a stick.

"How?" said the Aussie.

"Scrambled," said the Chief.



A Short Guide To Comparative Religions

Taoism......................Shit happens.
Buddhism.......................If shit happens, it's not really shit.
Islam..........................If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.
Protestantism..................Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Judaism........................Why does this shit always happen to us?
Hinduism.......................This shit happened before.
Catholicism....................Shit happens because you're bad.
Hare Krishna...................Shit happens rama rama
T.V. Evangelism................Send more shit.
Atheism........................No shit.
Jehovah's Witness..............Knock knock, shit happens.
Hedonism.......................There's nothing like a good shit happening.
Christian Science..............Shit happens in your mind.
Agnosticism....................Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
Existentialism.................What is shit anyway?
Stoicism.......................This shit doesn't bother me.
Rastafarianism.................Let's smoke this shit.
Kahuna-ism.....................Shit happens. So?
Beatrice-ism (a wise lady in Hawaii)..Understand your own shit, and then let it go.

Hey, I like the last one the best.....




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