Pinocchio answers: "Not very well. When we get to 'sporting' together, she complains about getting splinters in her private parts."

"Well, that sounds serious." answers Giuseppe. "Go over to my work-bench and find some 220 grade sand-paper and use it on your own 'lady-pleaser' before you two get together again. Maybe that will help your problem."

Some time later, Giuseppe asks: "Tell me, Pinocchio, how is it going with your girl-friend?"

Pinocchio replies: "Oh, I'm not seeing her any more."

Giuseppe looks surprised and says: "But I thought you were really interested in having her as your girlfriend!"

Pinocchio's face carries a small smile as he answers: "Who needs a girl-friend when they have sand-paper?"

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