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A man wanted a hundred dollar bill tattooed to his penis. So he goes to a Tattoo Shop and makes the request. The tattoo designer tells him that it would cost him $1000.00 to do the special bizarre request. The guy thinks for a while and decides that it's a fair price. The designer starts the tattooing and in the middle of the job asks the man, "Why are you doing this?"

The man replies, "That's personal."

With that, the designer continues to do the tattoo. The designer intrigued by such a bizarre request he tells the customer, "I'll waive the $1000.00 if you tell me why you are doing this."

The man thinks again and replies, "Okay, that's reasonable."

The man continues, "There are three reasons, first I like to play with money, second I like to watch money grow, and third and the most important, if my wife wants to blow a hundred, well, she can do it right at home."

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Three men were doing they're normal "I can top you" routine. The first man says, "I can remember back to the first day I was in nursery school."

The second man says, "I can to that. I can remember back to the day I was born, hearing the doctor congratulating my mother on what a big, healthy baby I was."

The third man starts laughing. "You think that's going back? I remember going to a dance with my father and coming home with my mother."


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