GOOD MORNING...???

Forget the early bird who gets the worm.
Think of the early worm
and stay in bed as long as you can.

Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.
It maketh me to wake in green pastures:
It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz:
It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,
I will fear no Equal (tm):
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez:
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life: and
I will dwell in the House of Yuban forever.

DEAR LORD...

So far today, I've done all right.

I haven't gossiped,

I haven't lost my temper,

haven't been greedy,

grumpy...
nasty...
selfish...
or over-indulgent.

I'm very thankful for that.

But, in a few minutes, Lord, I'm going to get out of bed,

and from then on,

I'm probably going to need a LOT of help!!

Amen.

I REALLY do NOT like mornings.
SOME people are morning personalities...
Others are night owls like me!
LOL  

What to know why I am fasinated by Owls?
My Love Affair with the Owl

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