SOME days on this computer are
so rewarding and full of purely
dee-light-ful fun!
Other days are mildly maddening.
Ohhhhhhh....awwhhhh
Things are a gettin' worse!
#@$%^%$#@&**#@!!!
"I GIVE UP!
It's just too much
FRUSTRATION!
"I think I will just kill myself."
WHY?.. did I EVER buy this puter?
I only wanted a glorified word processor
so that I might become a renowned writer of fiction.
But alas! I unraveled a spider web of fascination.
I don't have TIME for writing those GREAT stories!
I am much too busy filling my mind
with the magic of the world of
web design and graphics!
By the time I got to this point in life...
just before I took the sledgehammer to it...
I solved most of my puter problems by
buying a new computer big enough to handle
my demands upon it.
But even with the new Micron giant...I still needed this
key
which in all of technology's glory...was not included.
What's wrong with the mentality of genius engineers
who do not recognize that
equally great minds with lessor knowledge of puters
use their products?
And I'll never forget the day I was infected
with a NASTY email virus.
The worse part of all this was to have to
accept the fact that a human being created this worm
to further perpetuate negatives in the world.
I pray these sick people find the love in life
that they obviously are missing.
Thank heavens for good friends, Ron and Nancy's help.
We killed the virus!
OKAY!
So this is pretty far fetched...huh?
But we can dream?
***
In actuality, I am very fortunate to have a family
who is well aquatinted with my over zealous enthusiasm
for everything I do in life!
"If a little bit is good...then a whole lot is better"...
So "sayeth" this extroverted personality!
And as long as my addiction doesn't steal and rob
from real life responsibilities,
I am free to enjoy and pursue
the pleasures of this
#%&*(@!&%# puter
whose name is
Josephine.
*grin*
I took my patch off.
It interfered with my passion to
create beautiful web pages!
Besides...I AM NOT ADDICTED.
I stay up late at night on the computer.
There always is,
"Just one more little thing to do"
*grins & giggles*
A lady was crossing a road one day
when a frog 
called out to her and said,
"If you kiss me, I'll turn into your dream guy."
She bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in her purse.
The frog spoke up again and said,
"If you kiss me and turn me back into a handsome Prince,
I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero."
The lady took the frog out of her purse, smiled at it, and returned it to her purse.
The frog spoke up again and said,
"If you kiss me and turn me back into a man,
I will be your loving companion for an entire month."
The lady took the frog out of her purse, smiled at it,
and returned it to her purse once more.
The frog then cried out,
"If you kiss me and turn me back into
a man I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want."
Again the lady took the frog out of her purse, smiled at it,
and returned it to her purse.
Finally, the frog asked,
"What is the matter?
I've told you I'm a wonderful catch,
that I'll stay with you for a year and be your slave."
Why won't you kiss
me?"
The lady smiled and said,
"Look, I have a computer...
I don't have time for a man,
BUT... a talking frog is cool."
Author Unknown
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Good night all.
I leave you now to retire to my dreamless slumberland
where I will sleep fast
and wake up to the wonders of coffee at the keyboard.
E-mail does have to be checked in the mornings!
BUT I AM NOT ADDICTED!
*giggle*
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