The Greenhorn's Claim

gramaphone
Click the button with the square to kill the gramaphone.

Welcome prospectors, drifters, misfits, lost souls, fun seekers, adventurers and the idle curious. Claim jumpers, killjoys, bullies, those with no sense of humor and all other nasty types, enter the tunnel below.

sinister tunnel

(Click on the tunnel to exit)

There's a vertical shaft back there that will take 'em straight to the gates of... well, where they won't get in the way of the fun.

OK, now that the undesirables are out of the way, I'm the Greenhorn, and this is my claim. It ain't as fancy as some, but I'm a writer, not an artist. Maybe somebody will take pity on me, you think? If not, I'll learn.

Beware of Geeks bearing GIF's!

Got your pick and shovel? Then let's get goin'...

miner

(Click on the miner)

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