Updates: More Trolls Who Cannot Read
Yes, when Trolls see the above object -- known to the rest of us as a book-- their tendency is to say, "Uhhhhh, doy, what is that? It so pretty!" because they don't know how to read and have never been exposed to the wonderful world of the written word. (They are also fascinated with shiny metal objects as any anthropologist of Trolls can attest!)
Special note: for some reason, this page is not displaying all of the content that shows up in HTML and in the preview mode. I know that this crushes the hearts (assuming that they have hearts) of my Troll friends, but I don't know how to fix it.
August 28, 1999
Received an e mail from my good Troll friend, "Mr." Gary No Brain today. I think that it's entitled "You are wrong." Unfortunately, I will never know WHAT I am wrong about, because I have not (nor do I intend upon) reading it.
I can only guess what No Brain must think I am "wrong" about: his unrequited love for Dr. White, or his sorry education from "Troll U."?
Could it be that "Mr." No Brain is hoping for me to e mail him back, so that he can have more things about me to place on his "web slight"? Is this another slow month for you, No Brain?
Sorry, I'm not taking the bait. And I know you know that I did not respond to the e mails of Dan Bachman and Kerry Shirts, which really has you bummed out, because you were hoping that I'd fire off alleged "anti Mormon" messages to them, so that you could post them on your stupid Anti-Christian web slight. Bwa ha ha (evil laugh), I am too clever for you.
August 5, 1999
I am still receiving e-mails from irrate Mormon Trolls (e mails which I skimmed through for a nan-o-second then promptly put into my "religious nuts and jerks" e mail folder, can't say as though I will ever read them).
This only further verifies my contention that Mormon Trolls do not know how to read, and that Gary "No Brain" is a rude little weasel for continuing to give out my e mail address although I have made it abundantly clear that I do not want him to do that.
The other latest troll offenders are ~
Kerry Shirts
Didn't bother to read this fellow's-- I mean *troll's* e mail (entitled something like "Where do I sign up").
Do check out J P Holding's little piece on Shirts' sorry writing (it's near the bottom of the page), misquotation of sources (but then, what can we expect from illiterate trolls?) Asking them to accurately and HONESTLY cite and quote the works of others is asking a bit too much, I suppose.
Of course, misquoting and distorting the writings of others is NOT new to Mormon apologists
Also worthy of checking out is James White's Did the Early Church Believe in the LDS Doctrine of God?
And, in relation to the issue of Trolls misusing or misrepresentation sources, check out White's review of Peterson's Offenders For A Word book
Dan Bachman
I skimmed through enough of his e mail to read that he asked Gary No Brain for my e mail address, who was more than happy (and was rude enough) to give out my address. I also read enough to determine that he feels as though *I* am the one who is stalking Dan Peterson: --Hey, doofus! I don't send Psycho-son e-mails!
This website is my public commentary of Psycho-son's cruddy, rude and weird stalking behavior! You are doing the very same thing that Psycho-son and other Trolls are guilty of, pestering me by e mail. You Mormon trolls just Looooove to harass people by e mail.
"Mr." Bachman should read Psycho-son's rude e mails to Dr. White, which is what started all of this. Quit defending the impolite actions of your troll friend.
For those who want to help Trolls learn to read, there is a program designed to help illiterate human adults:
Washington DC Literacy Council
And let's not forget the Adult and Family Learning Center
Be sure to see
my page on Dan Peterson for more on this issue, nor do I want to hear from these trolls. Get the hint, trolls! Must I draw you a picture???
But remember, Reading is Fundamental! If you know any illiterate Trolls, by all means, have them visit this website: Reading is Fundamental
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