JOKES

• The phone is ringing, and I cannot linger, so watch out butt, here comes my finger.
• Here I sit, all brokenhearted, have no quarter, got a quarter?
• Over there, you can use 2 quarters to get apple pie.
• Stupid freak lying half-dead on the ground, he's got 2 quarters with him. Now I can get apple pie.
• Oooey, Gooey was a worm you knew, but now he's lying dead on the railroad tracks.
• God's here, why didn't he help me, the little freak!
• There's that dead guy again, but this time, he gave me booze. That dead guy's pretty cool.
• The pet shop's selling new animals, and the scorpions got away, but the poisonous snakes are still loose in the shop. By the way, the new animals are rabid rabbits.
• That dead guy's following me, and he keeps shouting, "BRAINS."

PRETTY FUNNY JOKES, HUH?

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