Anti-Awards and other roadkill crapola

It is my life's mission to win every one of these distinguished prizes:

Darwin awards For making oneself sterile and/or dead in a stupid way

The P.U. Litzers For stupid and biased journalism

Worst of the web For making really ugly web sites

The Razzies For making really bad movies

Corporate hall of shame The scum de la scum

The IG Nobel prize Weird science

The Cowpie award The only award that's edible (sort of)

The Greenwash awards For polluters who call themselves "green"

The coveted "I need the crap beaten out of me" award Kind of self-descriptive!

The HMO hall of shame Healthcare atrocities

Netscape hall of shame More bad web pages

Cruel site of the day I tried to find out but they beat me up...

Crap of all sorts If you're still here...Don't you have anything better to do?

Worst quilt in the world No toilet paper allowed

World's worst date This one's a double challenge - first I need a date!

Golden Shotgun awards - more movie awards, but not all anti

How can I be at the bottom and the middle of the web at once? It's quite easy actually...

If you like this kind of crap, be sure to read The Book of Heroic Failures and Cannibals in the Cafeteria By the Not Terrible Good Society of Great Britain. Also, every year MuchMusic does a "fromage" show, with the worst videos of the year - look out for it.