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14th Article of Faith

We believe in meetings - all that have been scheduled, all that are now scheduled, and we believe that there will yet be scheduled
many great and important meetings. We have endured many meetings and hope to to be able to endure all meetings. Indeed we
may say that if there is a meeting, or anything that resembles a meeting, or anything that we might possibly turn into a meeting,
we seek after these things.
Mary Ellen Edmunds

The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others.
Gerry Brown

It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another.
George Bush, US President

I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions --but I don't always agree with them.
George Bush, US President

Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand.
Duffy Daugherty , football coach and sports analyst

We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?
Lee Iacocca

Please provide the date of your death.
from an IRS letter

I was under medication when I made the decision to burn the tapes.
Richard Nixon, US President

I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version.
-Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony

We are sorry to announce that Mr Albert Brown has been quite unwell, owing to his recent death, and is taking a short holiday to recover.
Parish Magazine

Hawaii is a unique state. It is a small state. It is a state that is by itself. It is a --it is different from the other 49 states. Well, all states are different, but it's got a particularly unique situation.
Dan Quayle, US VP

Be sure and put some of those neutrons on it."
Mike Smith, Baseball pitcher, ordering a salad at a restaurant

We are not without accomplishment. We have managed to distribute poverty equally.
Nguyen Co Thatch, Vietnamese foreign minister

The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." -Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst

Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.
Ivana Trump, upon finishing her first novel

I've read about foreign policy and studied -- I know the number of continents.
George Wallace, 1968 presidential campaign

We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.
Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor

If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
Dan Quayle

We are ready for an unforseen event that may or may not occur.
Dan Quayle

If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Brooke Shields

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Anonymous

It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
Dan Quayle

I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.
Dan Quayle

Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas.
Keppel Enderbery

The loss of life will be irreplaceable.
Dan Quayle

I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have is that I didn't study my Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.
Dan Quayle

What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.
Dan Quayle

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
Samual Goldwyn

It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago...
Dan Quayle

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
Jason Kidd

The people in the Navy look on motherhood as being compatible with being a woman.
Rear Admiral James R. Hogg

I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.
Dan Quayle

Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.
Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

We apologize for the error in last week's paper in which we stated that Mr. Arnold Dogbody was a defective in the police force. We meant, of course, that Mr. Dogbody is a detective in the police farce.
Correction Notice in the Ely Standard, a British newspaper

If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record.
Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly."
Batman Costume warning label