My Dearest,
You thought you knew me, but you did not. You thought I was your friend,but I am not. I am the real Caretaker, and I am going to take care of you. Listen closely.
At the bottom of this communication is a list of names. Your name is at the top. What is required of you---at present--- is a small token of obedience. After you have performed this small service, you will remove your name from Column III and place it in the box. Once you are in the box, you will stay in the box. Then you will make a copy of this communication and mail it to the individual now at the top of Column III. The specifics of the small service you are to perform will be listed in the
classified ads of the TIMES under Personals---in backwards code. The individual following you on the list must receive this letter within three days of today.
Feel free to discuss this communication with others on the list. Like myself, they are not your friends, but they do know all your sins. Do not discuss this communication with anyone outside the group. If you do, you will anger me.
If you do not perform the small service listed in the paper or if you break the chain of this communication, you will be horribly killed.
