TOP TEN THINGS A COOK SAYS THAT MAKE YOU KNOW YOU CHOSE THE WRONG COOK

When he says. . .
10.No that's not my Chia Pet. That's the cottage cheese."
9. Alfalfa sprouts. . . Yeah. That's what we'll call that stuff.
8. Ah. . . That's where my cigar went. Just wipe the chili off of it and hand it over here.
7. What are you squawking about? At least the rice doesn't move along the top of the meat like last time.
6. Here. . . you finish kneading this dough. . . Hey! Where'd my wart removal patch go?
5. When I was a kid, we used to just scrape that stuff off and eat the rest.
4. The milk has chunks in it? ? ? Yeah, what's your point?
3. You guessed it! It is chicken. Guess what kind of meat THIS is.
2. They say red meat is bad for you. That's why we serve the blue-green meat with the fuzzy stuff on top.
1. Hello. My name's Bajabubba. What's yours.

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