Yep...I found a place! Just cross the river from Blythe, CA in Ehrenberg, AZ.

I wanted something cute and cozy in a nice neighborhood...and this looks like all of the above to me! Heck, it even has a couple of trees!
Click to enlarge any picture

So come on in and make yourself at home! Glad you came to visit!



Just come on in the side door, I'll see you outside my kitchen window cause you'll be blocking my beautiful view!



Better knock before you walk on in! My Dobermans favorite room is the kitchen!



It has an open concept, so as you walk out of the kitchen...



You can just walk right on into the living room and make yourself comfy!



If you're nosy, you can peek up the hallway



If you're staying for the night, just put your things in the guestroom. 
* Not you Lar..our room is down the hall! *



Bathroom is the second door on your left...long trip huh?



Master bedroom is down the end of the hall.



It's bigger than it looks in the pictures!
Well, okay, not a LOT bigger!



Here's the "kitchen side" of the house, with a spot to park my motorhome...



I even have a shed for my junk!



OK...So it's not a "Palace", but then, I never wanted one anyways! Its on a private corner spot, has phone and cable hookups already...and I'll never have to shovel snow anymore! (heh heh heh) I'm also be surrounded by senior citizens in a nice quiet neighborhood. Road even has speedbumps! LOL (guess I'll have to keep it under 100 huh?)