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HUMOR Digest - 20 Dec 1996 to 21 Dec 1996
Date: Fri, 20 Dec 1996 07:46:54 GMT
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Misc Personal Ads
Personal Ads Probably Never Answered
SWM:
Roommate needed for six bedroom northside condo. $800/month plus 1/2 utilities.
Must enjoy garlic, taxidermy & clock repair.
SWF:
Seeks any M, age 16-52, for immediate marriage. Willing to beg. Call 24/hours,
7/days 1-800-I'm-4you.
SWM:
39, enjoys assault rifles, heavy drinking, and testosterone. Seeks like-minded
SF, W only, to listen to political conspiracy theories and help stock secluded
mountain shelter. Don't bother to write, I already know where you live.
SWF:
25, enjoys poetry recitals, interpretive dance, herb tea, New Age music,
communing with Gallic nature spirits, and Jello sculpting. Seeks aloof, analytic
whimp.
SWM:
59, wide range of interests including Star Trek, Battlestar Galactica, Power
Rangers, and Sea Quest. ISO compatible F.
SM:
Seeking an adventurous SF interested in underwater bondage with or w/o scuba
gear and albino livestock breeding. No weirdos please.
SBM:
Vegetarian Truck-driving Republican juggler wishes to meet woman of similar
interests; must be ambidextrous.
DWF: Crazy ppl Need Love Too. If you enjoy destroying good furniture, police lineups and locking your friends in closets, we already have three things in common! Let's get together.
DM:
Physician, 35 - Desires to meet that special woman with real inner beauty.
Send X-rays.
DWM: Compulsive Liar - Seeks beautiful woman to share my million dollar chateau on the French Riviera. Visa Gold Card a must. Private plane a plus.
SWM:
32, my life's work is verifying, in detail, all the episodes shown on "The
X-Files". ISO SWF with like dedication. Must be willing to travel a lot.
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