HUMOR Digest - 9 Apr 1997 to 10 Apr 1997

Date: Wed, 9 Apr 1997 19:11:11 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Columbia Maryland Yuppies

Two Yuppettes from Columbia Maryland met for lunch one day and were discussing their recent vacations. "Why Babette," exclaimed her friend Mary Alice. "Where did you get that heavenly tan ?"

"In Sri Lanka," replied Babette, "Humbert took me there over the Easter holidays. And you're correct, it was indeed heavenly."

"Super... Did you say Sri Lanka ?" inquired Mary Alice, a slight puzzled look on her face.

"Why, yes" said Babette. "It was one of the most romantic spots we've ever been to."

"Where in the word is Sri Lanka ?" inquired Mary Alice, "I regret to admit I'm not at all familiar with it."

"Mary Alice, my pet," smiled Babette, "I haven't the foggiest idea. We flew there."

Like so many Yuppies from Columbia Maryland, the Banker was in the midst of his tri-weakly therapy session when the shrink inquired, "Which is more important -- sex or wine ?"

Without a pause, the Yuppie said "Burgundy or Bordeaux ?"

This rather wealthy Yuppette from Columbia Maryland goes to the Howard County hospital to visit her ailing chauffeur. The Nurse asked, "Are you his wife ?"

"Certainly not !" she replied defensively, "I'm his mistress !"

How do Yuppies from Columbia Maryland know it's raining ?

Water gets in their noses.

A Yuppie couple from Columbia Maryland recently bought a dairy ranch.
They insisted the cows stop being branded, and sent them out to be engraved instead.

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