HUMOR Digest - 21 Apr 1997 to 22 Apr 1997

Date: Mon, 21 Apr 1997 02:58:40 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Columbia Maryland

A lot of States in the US have installed short-distance AM radios to aid traveling motorists. Normally, these devices transmit such information as traffic delays, weather updates, etc., continually.

In Columbia Maryland though, when you see a sign advising you to tune to a certain AM frequency to receive "Traveler's Information", you get stock tips, interest rates, bond quotes, T-Bill info...

I was really impressed when I learned that Columbia Yuppettes are turning more and more to breast feeding their infants. That is until I found out that they expect to have it catered.

Speaking of catering (I was), Columbia is famous for its fancy restaurants.
One place has a maitre d' for the carry-out counter.

And the dogs in Columbia, believe it or not, most don't even bite.

They've got their teeth capped and don't want to chance ruining them.

In Columbia, they all sit down to a bottle of water, a bran muffin and decaf coffee,
and call it a "Power Breakfast".

I know this one Columbia Yuppie who started his own software company. Since he offered me a free copy of the program, I agreed to beta test it for him.

I called the other day with a few questions, and when he answered the phone, I said, "How's it going ?"

He shot back with, "Oh great Jimmy, just great !!! We just signed a contract with a second printer, since the first one can't keep us in stock with the manuals to ship our latest version of 'Money Talks'. And then just yesterday, MicroSoft raised their offer to four hundred thousand for that one sub-routine I did and they want so desperately."

I said, "I see. That's OK Leslie, I'll call back later when you're alone and we can talk."

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