HUMOR Digest - 28 Jul 1997 to 29 Jul 1997

Date: Mon, 28 Jul 1997 04:12:33 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Reluctant Women

"Now sweetheart," soothed the husband to his lil' Yuppette, "you remember the therapist suggested that our sex life would be a lot better with some spontaneity."

"Yes." replied his wife, who was naked and blushing with total embarrassment, "but I'm not quite sure what to do."

"To begin with, dearest, you might try uncrossing your legs."

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Does your wife ever do it doggie style ?" asked the one.

"Well... not exactly." his friend replied, "She's more into the trick dog aspect of it."

"Oh, I see, kinky, huh ?"

"Well... not exactly, whenever I make an overture, she's most likely to roll over and play dead."

It was a mixed dormitory. One night there was a scream, quite a bit of yelling, followed by a coed resident seen stomping down the hall with one high heel on, and one off. Naturally, after that, she was known as "Hopalong Chastity".

"With all due regard to your genteel upbringing," the GYN told the up-tite Yuppette, "it's just not possible for me to perform a proper gynecological exam with you in the stirrups sidesaddle."

After watching a rather hot love scene on cable, the husband looked over at his wife and said, "How come you never make love to me like that ?"

"Are you kidding me ??? Do you have any idea how much they pay those people to do that ???"

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