HUMOR Digest - 10 Nov 1997 to 11 Nov 1997

Date: Mon, 10 Nov 1997 04:05:32 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Not the Smartest of the Lot

The Pick-up Couple was relaxing after a satisfying session of love making. The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attract and bed such a luscious looking dish. He was even considering trying to establish a relationship instead of just a one nite stand. But he couldn't help but wonder why she wasn't already in one.

"I can't help feeling that we've met before." he said.

"Yeah, I know." sighed the girl stretching. "It happens to me a lot. I think they call this 'deja screw'."

Then there was the girl who thought that the religious sect known as "Calvinism" involved the worship of designer jeans.

The boy stormed into the room and slammed the door. "What the hell's the matter with you ?" his roommate asked.

"Well, I know about safe sex and all," he fumed, "but I don't think our landlord has any business telling us what to do at all."

"Whattya mean Jerry ? As far as I know, our landlord has never said one word about any of the tenants' sex lives."

"Well... I just heard down at the pool that these apartments are going condom."

"I just can't understand all this stuff in psychology class about 'penis envy'." the coed told her roommate.

"Well, it's an old theory, from long ago. I've never held much stock in it myself." the roommate replied.

"Yeah ! I mean... and besides... there are so many guys right here on campus more than willing to share theirs."

The reason I like dating Lori," the office snob remarked primly, "is that she's on the up and up."

"And the reason I'm dating Cyndi," his co-worker replied, "is that she's into the up & down, in & out, back & forth... you name it !"

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