HUMOR Digest - 11 Nov 1997 to 12 Nov 1997

Date: Tue, 11 Nov 1997 04:02:02 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: The Business Whirl

Boss to computer salesman: "Something small -- I just want to replace one smart aleck."

I'm sure y'all have seen banners advertising just about everything here on the Net. The Heinz Catsup Company designed one showing a pretty young blonde waitress, who while smiling broadly, hands a customer a bottle of catsup.

The caption was to read "What does she know about your husband that you don't ?" Upon review however, the Board of Directors thought it too suggestive.

After much discussion, it was decided to change it to: "He gets it downtown, why not give it to him at home ?"

Disconsolate husband to wife: "That new blood I infused into the corporation at the beginning of the year just asked for my resignation as Chairman of the Board."

Seen in a local newspaper ad: "Large defense products plant has excellent opportunity for assistant office manager. This is not an executive position: job entails considerable work."

Executive secretary to boss: "A voice crying in the wilderness would like to speak to you. It's either your wife or daughter."

A husband comes home on payday and hands his wife an empty pay envelope. She said, "What happened ?"

"I'm not sure." he replied. "Either they made a mistake in the payroll or accounting departments or my deductions finally caught up with my salary."

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