HUMOR Digest - 24 Nov 1997 to 25 Nov 1997

Date: Mon, 24 Nov 1997 03:07:48 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Doctor... Doctor...

The doctor was giving the new mother instructions on the care of her first baby. "Actually, it's quite simple." he said. "Just keep one end full and the other end dry."

Doctor: "Madame, I'd like to give you a thorough examination.
Please take off all your clothes."

Patient: "But doctor, I only stopped by for the blood test results.
Dr. Johnson found me in perfect condition just yesterday."

Doctor: "So he told me... so he told me."

A senior citizen visits his doctor for a routine check-up and everything seems fine. The doctor asks him about his sex life.

"Well..." the man drawled, "not bad at all to be honest. In the past week I was able to pick-up and bed at least three girls, none of whom were over thirty years old."

"My goodness Frank, and at your age too." the doctor said. "I hope you took at least some precautions."

"Yep. I may be old, but I ain't senile yet doc. I gave 'em all a phony name."

A friend of mine was thoroughly examined by an oral surgeon who recommended a simple operation to relieve his ailment. The patient asked the doctor if it would affect his hobby.

Puzzled, the doctor inquired, "What's your hobby ?"

"Saving money." was the prompt reply.

A doctor was making his rounds in the hospital nursery as one of the Nurses was changing all of the babies' diapers. He watched her move from one baby to another with a big stack of diapers.

"Hard to believe they're only about 80 percent water, isn't it ?" he asked.

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