HUMOR Digest - 25 Nov 1997 to 26 Nov 1997

Date: Tue, 25 Nov 1997 03:07:11 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Brazil Flame

I had to share this funny flame/comeback with y'all. For any who missed it, this is in reference to my post yesterday of:

In retrospect, I guess the funniest thing that happened to me on here this past year was the response I received to my Spanish in Brazil joke. I should like to personally thank all 247 people who wrote to clarify the official language of that country. At least, now I know that Latin is spoken in Brazil, and not Spanish.

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Top 15 Reasons JimJr Now Thinks Latin is Spoken In Brazil:

1. The only "amazon" he's ever seen is his wife
2. Lil' Jimmy don't hug no damn trees
3. He heard there were more Catholics there than in Rome
4. He drinks only American grown coffee
5. He thought Eco 92 was a contest at the Grand Canyon
6. He confuses Rio de Janeiro with REO Speedwagon
7. He thinks Carnaval is a person who eats meat
8. He thinks "samba" is Ebonics for "somebody"
9. He thinks the Equator is a spreadsheet program
10. He claims all those "far-rain" languages sound alike
11. He believes the stuff you all post on the HumorList
12. Juan & the donkey never speak in those TV commercials
13. He once went to a costume party wearing irradiated fruit
14. The Latin tree Caesalpinia grows in abundance there

and the TOP reason JimJr thinks Latin is spoken In Brazil:

15. Brazil is short for "tierra de brasil" (Latin for Crown of Nuts)

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