HUMOR Digest - 29 Nov 1997 to 30 Nov 1997

Date: Sat, 29 Nov 1997 03:09:15 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Drill We Must

Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world ???

                   "The Dentist will see you now."

"Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Good God !" he said startled. "You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen - the biggest cavity I've ever seen."

"OK Doc !" replied the patient. "I'm scared enough without you saying something like that twice."

"I didn't !" said the dentist. "That was the echo."

"And there I sat in the dentist's chair," exclaimed one woman to another, "with my mouth propped open... and feeling as if every moment would be my next."

While I was waiting to see the dentist, a woman came out of his inner office smiling. Nodding to me, she said, "Thank goodness my work is completed. I'm so glad to have found a painless dentist and one who's so gentle and understanding too."

When seated in the dentist chair, I related the incident to the doctor.

He laughed and explained, "Oh, that was just my Mother."

Distraught dentist to mother of small boy: "Two fillings. Don't let him bite anyone for at least an hour."

"I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist."

"I'm sorry sir." she replied. "He's out right now, but..."

"Thank you." interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. "When will he be out again ?"

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