From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: HumorList Weekly Traffic Report
Good Morning y'all, here I am with this week's Traffic Report. This is the Weekly Traffic report that is sent to all of the HumorList subscribers once a month.
I've changed the first column in the report so y'all may see where we stood at this time a year ago.
Please note my new e-mail address for any questions y'all may have: jimjr@qis.net ("QIS.NET")
JimJr
| DATE | DAY | Last Year |
3 Weeks Back |
2 Weeks Back |
1 Week Back |
Last Week |
| 18 | Sunday | 12 | 6 | 10 | 7 | 11 |
| 19 | Monday | 21 | 10 | 12 | 12 | 13 |
| 20 | Tuesday | 19 | 11 | 8 | 14 | 13 |
| 21 | Wednesday | 21 | 8 | 15 | 14 | 19 |
| 22 | Thursday | 27 | 6 | 18 | 11 | 18 |
| 23 | Friday | 21 | 8 | 11 | 12 | 11 |
| 24 | Saturday | 8 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 11 |
| (AVERAGE) | 18 | 6 | 8 | 12 | 14 | |
| Subscriptions | 9,365 | 8,273 | 8,208 | 8,165 | 8,069 | |
| Countries | 89 | 102 | 102 | 102 | 102 | |
| Contributors | 838 | 686 | 681 | 682 | 681 |
These are based on addresses registered to our listserver. It does not include addresses which receive HUMOR via local bulletin boards, area distribution lists, etc. These numbers include both concealed and non-concealed subscribers.
The HumorList is sent daily to the following countries:
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If you have any questions, please email me at jimjr@qis.net And please notice the new e-mail address ("QIS.NET")
And now for a contribution of humor: (as if that wasn't funny enuff)
Since this most recent sex scandal broke on President Clinton, most democrats are scrambling to defend him. One of the more popular ones around seems to be:
Well... maybe, but not only did Kennedy have class and discretion, he had much better taste in women.
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"Kennedy did the same thing".
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