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HUMOR Digest - 27 Jan 1998 to 28 Jan 1998
Date: Tue, 27 Jan 1998 03:24:31 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Well, for one thing...
"The Jewish people have observed their 5758th year as a people." the Hebrew teacher informed his class. "Consider that the Chinese have observed only their 4695th. What does this mean to you ?"
After a reflective pause, one student volunteered, "Well for one thing, the Jews had to do without Chinese food for 1063 years."
What do President Clinton and the Green Bay Packers have in common. Well, for one thing, if both of them would have only played at home, neither would be in trouble.
An out-of-work comic ordered a cup of coffee at a seedy restaurant and spotted a long time rival busing dishes. "My God !" he said, "What's a comic of your talent doing here ?"
"As bad as things seem, I'm still better off than you." replied the older comic/now busboy.
"How in the world do you figure that ?" asked the first man.
"Well, for one thing, at least I don't eat here."
What's a Yuppette's idea of natural childbirth ? Well, for one thing, no make-up.
A woman called a health club and said that her husband had given her a present that she couldn't fit into.
The receptionist gave her an appointment and added, "Don't worry, we'll have you in that dress in no time."
The woman began sobbing uncontrollably, and the receptionist asked what was wrong.
Between sobs, the lady replied, "Well, for one thing, it's a Porsche and not a dress."
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