HUMOR Digest - 6 Feb 1998 to 7 Feb 1998

Date: Fri, 6 Feb 1998 03:33:33 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: The Male Animal

A handsome young lad went into the hospital for some minor surgery and the day after the procedure, a friend stopped by to see how the guy was doing.

The friend was amazed at the number of Nurses who entered the room in short intervals with refreshments, offers to fluff his pillows, make the bed, give back rubs, etc.

"Why all the attention ?" the friend asked. "You look fine to me."

"I know !" grinned the patient. "But the Nurses kinda formed a little fan club when they heard that my circumcision required twenty-seven stitches."

And then there was the fellow who took a far-eastern course in exotic love making and announced that he'd probably never be able to face his girlfriend again.

The detective was leafing through the suspect's folder. "Hmmm, quite a record." he said. "Shoplifting, hit-and-run, disorderly conduct, armed robbery, sexual assault, sexual assault, rape..."

"Yeah, I know." said the felon. "It took me quite a while to figure out what I was good at."

"Do you think I look better without a bra ?" asked the wife, trying to look ever younger as she approached forty.

"Yes indeed you do sweetheart." replied her husband, putting down the paper. "It's drawn all the wrinkles out of your face."

The situation was tense in the airport control tower. The new controller, a female, was having problems handling so many planes at once. "Is something wrong Delta 715 ? Why don't you confirm my landing instructions ? Is my transmission fuzzy ?"

"Delta 715 to BWI control. I don't know honey, how old are ya ?"

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