HUMOR Digest - 26 Oct 1998 to 27 Oct 1998

Date: Mon, 26 Oct 1998 03:24:41 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Problems ???

Hey Guy, You Think You've Got Problems...

- imagine Adam trying to convince Eve that God intended for him
   to wear the plants in the family

- imagine being so old it takes you forty-five minutes to undress,
   and another twenty to remember why

- suppose by the time you can read a woman like a book...
   your eyes go bad

- suppose every time you meet a hot looking girl you used to know...
   it's her daughter

- imagine being so impotent that you even have to fake premature ejaculation

- imagine you join Overeaters Anonymous and they make you a chapter

- suppose two of the world's greatest movers and shakers
   move into the apartment above you

- suppose you become a sheik with 150 wives...
   and your house only has six bathrooms

- imagine you get a great color from going to the beach...
   but it's blue from holding your stomach in

- imagine at the beach your wife tells you to suck your gut in...
   and you already are

- suppose you go to a carnival...
   and a fortune teller offers to read your face

- suppose you married a girl because she looked like a siren
   but now, she only sounds like one

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