Accessories...1 old guitar, outstanding bills and fines, my album collection!
Attitude..."You got any money baby?"
Diet...Other women!
Goal...To squeeze the last penny out of YOU before moving on!

!! He's Yours !!
YES!
YOURS!

!! $42.50 !!

! GRAB THIS MAN !

He'll live where ever YOU can afford!
He'll eat what ever YOU can buy!
He'll drive YOUR car for you!

BE UNDERFOOT?
! NO WAY !

He'll stay out late with YOUR money!
Stay in YOUR bed all day!
Bring his sorry untalented band friends to YOUR home while your at work!
No preparing for quest again!

They live in

YOUR LIVINGROOM!

Don't pass this deal up!

Let
MY X-HUSBAND

attach himself to your wallet
!! TODAY !!

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